My name is Honor. Yes it's my real name. My life is a sci-fi, music, and sleep deprivation induced caffeinated brain fart. But you're welcome to join me if you'd like.

I’m 21 years old. And I may or may not have chicken pox right now.. Wtf.
Fuck my life I just accidentally dropped an entire ashtray on my bed fuuuuuccckkkkk.
reblog if you’re going to let God handle that hoe

A-fuckin-men.

I was wondering why I kept seeing all these gifs of celebrities having other people open their car doors for them. I kept thinking to myself stuff like.. Wow what prima-donnas.

Then it occurred to me. I bet these paparazzi and crazed fans are awful enough to put shit under the handle to fuck with them.

That being said, I know that I would NEVER be able to remember not to put my fingers under the door handle. 10/10 times I’d reach for the door. The fact that they remember to even wait for the guy who opens their door is really impressive to me.

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cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

ostolero:

the only hot singles i meet are dollar bills i find in the dryer

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere