My name is Honor. Yes it's my real name. My life is a sci-fi, music, and sleep deprivation induced caffeinated brain fart. But you're welcome to join me if you'd like.

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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Fucking Periods

rand0mshitbl0g:

I hate having a period. I get moody and pissy and want to kill everyone.

Well, aren’t we just a little cutie. :) perpetuating a degrading stereotype and shit. Aaawwee widdle girl hates her period? You just don’t even deserve a vagina do you? Awe. :P

pinkifingers:

colinsbulge:

okiidoke:

whysollux:

 

gophrr:

volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

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#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT

#WHEN DU TIPS ME OVER HEAR MEIN SHOUT #”ALL ZE JEWS MUST BE VIPED OUT”

Oh my god

Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler

OMG the TAGS

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

justinhiills:

man all i want is to cuddle with you and bake you cookies and make your favorite food and sit on the couch all cuddled up with you and watch your favorite movie with you and then go to bed with you and maybe listen to your favorite album with you and jump around with you and then when we get tired of doing that we could fall asleep on the floor with pillows everywhere and have your head on my chest and just make you feel loved every day of your life  

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Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
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