I was wondering why I kept seeing all these gifs of celebrities having other people open their car doors for them. I kept thinking to myself stuff like.. Wow what prima-donnas.
Then it occurred to me. I bet these paparazzi and crazed fans are awful enough to put shit under the handle to fuck with them.
That being said, I know that I would NEVER be able to remember not to put my fingers under the door handle. 10/10 times I’d reach for the door. The fact that they remember to even wait for the guy who opens their door is really impressive to me.
the only hot singles i meet are dollar bills i find in the dryer
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere